Today is my two year “fuckiversary” with my girlfriend. She has always felt that our start was peppered with mild lesbian drama (as most lesbian relationships are, LET’S GET REAL, LADIES), so I drew her up a comic retelling of our love story that only focuses on the sweet stuff. I figure we deserve a fairytale just as much as the next girl(s).
Here are a few of my favorite excerpts from the book.
WARNING: divert your eyes if it’s your wish to never see me illustrated in naked/sexual positions. SORRY, WORLD.
Because telling fat people that they are in fact humans that deserve dignity and respect automatically means you’re ~*GLORIFYING OBESITY*~
By the way, don’t dribble on to me saying you worry about a fat person’s ‘health’. That’s just a bullshit excuse to voice your unwanted opinion on a fat person’s body considering you wouldn’t give a single flying fuckadoodle about someone’s health if they were skinny. Besides another person’s health is none of your damned business anyway. Run along now and preach to a choir that actually cares.
I’m going to be honest, so long as you’re not hurting anyone, you can eat soy sauce and milk duds all day long for all I care.thank you so much for this comic imp.
this is all sorts of amazin